If you were a birth certificate, where would you hide?

I've searched the filling cabinet of 'all the things'...


Where I found all the birthday and Mothers' Day and Fathers' Day and Christmas cards from the past two years...


I looked amongst all the warranties, and assembly instructions, and user manuals...


I looked amongst all my Masters paperwork; where I found a matching game and a my resume, and lo and behold the bound copy of my Thesis which I thought I'd lost forever...


And I look amongst my braille stuff - and saw nothing...


I know I would have submitted a copy of my birth certificate with my Uni application the year before last, but we've moved house since then (and it wasn't with those papers either).

Where could it be?

I will have to apply for a replacement, which will cost $75 because it is from interstate (I forgot I wasn't born in Victoria), and because I need it asap to apply for my Australian passport... If you are reading this and have a psychic flash about where my birth certificate may be, please leave a comment and save the rest of my sanity!

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