Tuesday, April 18, 2017

How I loathe you, let me count the ways...

I got up at 7am yesterday. I worked all day, decluttering my house of the equivalent of 9 boxes of STTUFF. I filled out about a bigzillion forms for this job - what's with that, didn't it used to be just the superannuation form?

And yet, here I sit at 3.30am wide awake.

Insomnia how I LOATHE you!

  1. I loathe your persistent intrusion on my sleep and my life.
  2. I loathe that the more I fight you, the more you hang on.
  3. I loathe that you know I have a very long day ahead of me, and you Just. Don't. Care.
  4. I loathe that your contempt for my well-being will most likely result in a migraine by tomorrow afternoon.
  5. I loathe your laughing in the face of my camomile tea.
  6. I loathe your long memory for everything past mistake.
  7. I loathe your insistence on bringing up ridiculous inspirations that you should have mentioned before bed time - you know, like this bloody blog post.
  8. I loathe that you will probably skip away about an hour before I have two get up with a cheery, 'See you later!' rather than a considerate, 'Goodbye!'
These are but a few of the many ways I loathe you, Insomnia. I'd list more, but I see you're dancing away into the oncoming long day ahead. I guess I'll see you later.

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Good Job!